Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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