were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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