Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
