How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
This toilet bowl is my home.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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