Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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