i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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