I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
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We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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