I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The power of my boobs compel you
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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