just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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