Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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