Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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