Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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