you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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