If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
no you cant smoke seaweed
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
50% drunk capacity currently
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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