The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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