Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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