tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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