Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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