used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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