...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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