Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
They should really pass out barf bags in church
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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