There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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