Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
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She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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