All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
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she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
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Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
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