Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Yes give me all the cream and he's gone

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(703): View more from Virginia

Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello

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(818): View more from California

he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.

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(716): View more from New York

Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.

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(408): View more from California

hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?

(925): View more from California

Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual

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(913): View more from Kansas

Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.

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(509): View more from Washington

I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.

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