just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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