Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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