It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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