She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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