don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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