i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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