I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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