Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
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Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
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