Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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