Only a mothe r could love this liver
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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