At least make sure they are 18
Why
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Drake has all the answers
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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