i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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