Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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