hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
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At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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