In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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