I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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