it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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