I will die if light touches me.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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