The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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