She's JV to your varsity
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
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