i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
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Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
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She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.