i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Randomize
