Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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