She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
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If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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