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gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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