why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
