just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I love you.
Bad choice
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
