it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
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Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
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You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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